Dumb But Funny Questions!

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

If quitters never win and winners never quit,

what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked or homeless?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables,

where does baby oil come from?

If a man is standing in the middle of nowhere speaking

 and there is no woman around to hear him,

is he still wrong?

If FED EX and UPS were to merge,

would they call it FED UP?