Whoa! Stop right there soldier!

Nobody visits this page with a
frown like that!

So, wipe that look off your face and give me a smile pronto!

You call that a smile.......

my great, great, grand pappy grinned better than that

and he didn't have any teeth....

now quit eye-balling me and try again!

Aw come on !  You're not even trying!

You don't want to test me soldier!

I want a smile and I want one now!

Unless, you'd rather drop and give me three-hundred!

That's a little better!

Now,  let's see those pearly whites!

That's the ticket!

You're not as hard headed as you look!

How about being a trooper and giving me

one more for the road?

Excellent!

Carry on and have a wonderful day!